Not a Real Buddha: Something I wrote about being interviewed on a vicious TV show. You get to laugh at me.

Um, apparently that’s the only funny thing I’ve ever written. Sorry about that.

Here’s this is a thought from David M. Bader. He’s funny.

Let your mind be as a floating cloud. Let your stillness be as the wooded glen. And sit up straight. You’ll never meet the Buddha with posture like that.
From Zen Judaism: For You, A Little Enlightenment